After conquering anti-gravity, time travel was a cinch. So, I traveled back in time this Christmas to give Jesus a gift ... something he could really use!!!
What can you do with gold, frankincense and myrrh anyway?

I gave Jesus "The Gift of Tennis" ... a nice new HEAD Tennis Racquet and a fresh can of Penn Tennis Balls!

Yes, that's me there in the orange shirt and white tennis shorts and hat holding a neatly wrapped tennis racquet and can of balls.

I also took my digital camera along and had one of the local shepherds take a picture.
You should have seen everybody's reaction to the flash going off!!!